In 1984, 7 Australian mad scientists got together in a San Francisco basement and concocted an energy solution so vile and potent it was instantly outlawed in 27 states. They decided to name it Gatortails and began to sell it to athletes on the black market. These blokes were quickly imprisoned and sent to the Gulags.
Recently, the recipe has been un-redacted from highly classified chooch documents, and Gatortails-brand Gatortails have been flooding the southern states. Join the movement and grab the hoodie today.
- Electrolytes, sort of
- Kev's nightly uniform
- Gushing chooch
- Glacier Sneeze
- Fucking electric
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length , in | 25.98 | 27.01 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Sleeve length, in | 24.02 | 25.79 | 25.98 | 26.18 | 26.38 | 26.57 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS14001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean