In 1984, 7 Australian mad scientists got together in a San Francisco basement and concocted an energy solution so vile and potent it was instantly outlawed in 27 states. They decided to name it Gatortails and began to sell it to athletes on the black market. These blokes were quickly imprisoned and sent to the Gulags.
Recently, the recipe has been un-redacted from highly classified chooch documents, and Gatortails-brand Gatortails have been flooding the southern states. Join the movement and grab the tee today.
- Electrolytes, sort of
- Kev's nightly uniform
- Gushing chooch
- Glacier Sneeze
- Fucking electric
approximately 3-7 additional days (varies with demand) for order production on top of standard shipping times.