You could have sworn you ordered an Uber, not a space gator on a jetpack. Fuck it though, you hop aboard and embark on a one-of-a-kind intergalactic journey through the cosmos. The Space Gator has no hard deadlines and loves debating interstellar geopolitics. Several days later, back on earth, you come to vomiting into an old Taco Bell takeout bag. Was any of it real? Your only lasting evidence is this shirt.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75